Dari Liverpool ke Saluran Sokan

Pengolas yang lain masih lake pekene rendang ketupat,yang si fais buat-buat makan lebih sebab kecawe MU bolos 2 goal dalam jangka masa 120saat. keh kuh kah koh kih


Gaya smash-kencang dari Skrtal, ini untuk tunjuk-tunjuk je. Hari ahad punya lagi power.

Liverpool meneruskan musim 2010/2011 di Liga Eropah dengan menanti kunjungan Steaua Bucuresti,kelab dari Romania ke Anfield. Brader Roy seperti sebelum-sebelum akan gunakan player yang muda untuk Liga Eropah,serta cup-cup yang lain.

Tapi, perlawanan lebih tertumpu diantara Manchester United dengan Liverpool pada hari Ahad.
Hal-hal Liga Perdana Omputeh ni gua sambung sikit hari lagi.

LigaPerdanaOmputeh(LPO): true Manchester 3 - 0 Liverpool.

Gua hanya isikan ayat cedok dari Brader Roy, ikut hati taknak apdate langsung. Tapi kene "Committed to the game!" & "Semangat Bola". keh keh keh

"It doesn't matter whether the result is harsh or not - the result is the result," he said.

"I didn't think we were under the cosh to the extent that 3-0 may suggest.

"I think we were a bit unlucky with that wonderful double save from Hart which might have got us back in the game at 2-0, but we defended poorly for the goals.

"They took their chances well. I thought they played very solidly throughout and they were very strong physically and took charge of the game.

"We were always fighting to get back into it so you just have to accept that it wasn't our night tonight, but we were unable to produce the level of performance necessary to get a good result from this game."

He added: "We are talking about two teams at a similar level, we played away from home tonight and City played well.

"Last week we conceded a goal in the 90th minute after playing for 10 men for 45 minutes of the game.

"We don't think we did too badly in that (Arsenal) game but we didn't do well tonight because we didn't get the result we wanted."

Semangat bola! eh silap, YNWA!

I Rather Walk Alone, yawwwnnnnn!!!!!

Sudah-sudahah sebeum ini dibuli pakai baju cap todi, sekarang pakai baju macam akauntan pun masih nak dibuli????

*minggu lepas lari lari itik, minggu ni kelas swimming yedak abg pepe?

"eh, masuk ke?masuk ke wehhhhh????"

Bukan satu, bukan dua tatapi TIGAAAAA bijik!!!!!!!!!!!!

YNWA!

eh,silap-silap

IRWA!!!!!

PL: Manchester City - Liverpool

Musim 2010/2011 buat Liverpool diteruskan lagi dengan kunjungan pasukan ke Stadium of Manchester hak-milik kelab yang betul-betul dekat Manchester.

Perlawanan bermula hari Selasa pukul 3:00 pagi waktu Malaysia.

Pemain utama,Daniel Agger & Javier Mascherano masih ragu-ragu untuk diturunkan. Walaubagaimanapun, Brader Roy kate kat gua yang Torres gerenti main, mungkin digandingkan bersama N'gog ataupun Babel.

Agen dari bandar Manchester memberi info tentang pembaziran pemain baru, maksud gua pembelian pemain baru, James Milner dari Aston Villa dan juga Mario Barwuah atau nama hensem, Ballotelli.

Mario Balotelli's slight knock after his debut goal for City is unlikely to keep him from figuring but Manchester City's Jerome Boateng is likely to be missing for a further week following a gashed leg. Aleksandar Kolarov suffered damaged ankle ligaments in the draw at Spurs and will be out for some time

Berkarat jugak telinga gua bila agen tu berkata-kata. Ape-ape pun gua dah stanby goreng kentang buat berbuka puasa dan gelak-gelak time tengok Arsenal lawan Blackpool nanti.






Pembaca Saloran Sokan dari New York menghantar email dekat gua, gua pikir 2 kali jugak nak siarkan,tapi demi pembaca! gua siar jugak.

kacau gua punye puase woi!

Prebiew perlawanan pagi nanti

Liverpool - Trabzonpor
2:45 waktu Malaysia.

Liverpool meneruskan musim 2010/2011 dengan menanti kelab dari Turki, Tranbzonpor ke Anfield.
Perlawanan play-off Europa League ke-2 bagi Liverpool selepas dengan berjaya membenam FK Rabotnicki.

Brader Roy berkata kat gua yang dia bakal mengunakan khidmat Monster Mash, diserikan lagi pulak dengan Joe Cole. Gua syak card merah Joe itu hari memang di sengajakan. 3 Match Ban yang dikenakan untuk perlawanan Manchester City, West Brom & Birmingham. Perlawanan selepas itu adalah menentang Manchester United, lu nampak tak betapa konspirasinya tackle Joe Cole tu?

Formasi seperti biase adalah 4-5-1 atau secara detailnya 4-4-1-1. Pembelian baru, Christian Poulsen mungkin bakal diturunkan dengan memegang tugas Holding Position atau DM & Joe Cole seperti biase di posisi The Hole atau AM.

Gua akhiri entri ini dengan ucapan, Selamat Berbuka!

Laporan dari bumi Liverpool

Liverpool 1 - 1 Arsenal
N'gog 46' Reina (Own Goal, 90')

Perlawanan diantara kelab Liverpool & Arsenal berkesudahan dengan jaring seri 1-1.

Secara total, half time bagi pasukan Liverpool ternyata terumbang-ambing. Arsenal kelihatan lebih menguasai perlawanan dengan percubaan pertama oleh bek tengah Arsenal, Thomas Varmealan seawal menet ke 5.

Fast foward.

Joe cole menerima kad merah pertama beliau selaku pemain The Reds, miss-time-tackle kearah pemain baru Arsenal,Koscielny. Selang beberapa menet,tiupan wisel separuh masa pertama di Anfield.


Tiada sebarang pertukaran yang dibuat oleh pengurus baru Liverpool,Brader Roy. Jelas kelihatan separuh masa kedua lebih bertenaga dari skuad Liverpool,dengan gol pembukaan oleh David N'gog yang merembat tepat kearah sudut atas gawang Arsenal yang dijaga oleh keeper Almunia. One-nil !

"Arsenal? Apeadahal"
"MU? Bak datang"

Fast foward lagi.
Pengurus Arsenal membuat pertukaran pertama, membawa keluar bintang muda Jack Wilshere serta player feveret Eboue dengan Rocisky dan Walcott di bawa masuk.
Fast foward.
Asakan bertubi-tubi dari Arsenal sampai bek kiri Liverpool, Daniel Agger kepeningan lalat. Pepe Reina beraksi cemerlang,tapi kesilapan pada 5 saat sebelum menet 90 ternyata membawa padah. 1-1.


Gua cedok sedikit ayat-ayat dari manager Liverpool. Lebih afdhal kalau diaorang yang memberi ulasan.

"Maybe that second-half performance deserved all three points and not just one, albeit if at half-time someone had said we'd get a 0-0 or 1-1 draw I probably would have accepted that.

"But to concede so close to the end to a rather scrappy goal was tough on us. The boys did everything they could do and it was an excellent game of football. I hope the fans enjoyed the spectacle.

"It was a wonderful goal (by Ngog). It was a good piece of pressurising between Glen Johnson and Dirk Kuyt to set him up and David took the chance superbly. We had a couple of other chances in second half as well. Both goalkeepers were called into action and there were goal-mouth incidents at both ends.

"We were playing with nine men for a short period of time towards the end after Danny (Agger) had to go off with concussion and unfortunately the game lasted just four or five minutes too long for us."

Gua cedok pulak kata-kata Gerrard mengenai Riena,

But somewhere down the line, we will be winning 1-0 or drawing and he will make a world class save - that's what he does.

"There is no finger pointing here. Everyone can walk away from the game with their heads held high and be proud of the performance."

Gerrard jugak memberi sedikit komen tentang Joe Cole,

"It was a bit of a downer for Joe but he shook everyone's hand and thanked them for the performance after he'd gone off,"

Akhir kata, gua amek dari ayat Gerrard jugak.

"I thought we were very unlucky not to see it out and take maximum points," said the No.8. "I'm very proud of the lads and we all put a tremendous shift in.

"It's tough enough playing Arsenal when it's 11 versus 11. To lose a man with a half to go and still get something out of the game is very pleasing.

"We were disciplined, I thought we looked very fit and I thought we played some good stuff. There are a lot of positives to take, it's just a shame we didn't see it through.

"If we continue to show that fighting spirit and attitude, we will be in for a really good season but we need to show it week in, week out, not just against Arsenal."

YNWA! Perlawan seterusnya menentang kelab dari Turki,Trabzonspor untuk perlawanan liga Eropah di Anfield.

Liverpool kelab manusia hensem-hensem

Ni ape punye penyakit tibe-tibe bawak soal rambut ni?

Sebastian Leto,penyanyi terjerit-jerit kegilaan remaja menjerit-jerit.

Ni fesyen ape ni? Hah,jawab-jawab.

kritikal tak kritikal sampai nak main-main rambut?

Membidas balik kate-kate pengulas kem MU, membeli pemain yang berumur 30 masih lagi ramun dan berpengalaman luas adalah tepat. Selain daripada kegagalan Liverpool musim lepas untuk menyerlah di bahagian serangan,pembelian baru mampu memberi lebih banyak dimensi di bahagian serangan buat Liverpool. Tapi,jangan ingat kelab Liverpool punye pemain muda tak abang-abang,jarang jugak gua tengok orang beli pemain muda mahal-mahal,kecuali MU,gua syak suka MU buat bisnes berniaga orang.

Jom gua kenalkan dengan pemain muda Liverpool, kacak bergaya dan tak minat shuffle.

Danny Wilson,19tahun.Defander

Pemain pertahanan yang baru dirembat oleh Roy(remaje jugak name manager Liverpool,yedok?) dari Glasgow Ranger,kelab scotland. Hebat tak hebat dia ni,lu tengok la award yang dia menang season lepas bersama kelab dia,Glasgow Ranger.

SFA Young Player of the Year, the Scottish Football Writers' Young Player of the Year and Rangers' Young Player of the Year. Glasgow Ranger jugak menang trable season lepas,menafikan musuh ketat,Celtic FC.

Daniel Pacheco,19tahun.Striker

Pemain kelahiran Sepanyol yang dirembat oleh Rafa pada 2007. Dani Pacheco merupakan prodak buatan Barcelona,merupakan key-player bagi skuad Spain dalam kejohan Euro U-19 2010 di Perancis. Mendapat Golden Boots setelah menjaringkan 4 goal dalam kejohanan tersebut,2 menentang Portugal, 1 menentang England dan Italy. Ura-ura kata bakal penganti David Villa.

Krisztian Nemeth,21tahun,Striker.

Penyerang berasal dari negara Hungary,merupakan aset berharga bagi Liverpool.
Tapi player ni masih lagi dalam pinjaman ke kelab Greek,AEK Athens.

Jonjo Shelvey,18tahun.Midfield

Pemain muda yang dirembat oleh Rafa pada penghujung season lepas dari Charlton Athletic. Nilai perpindahan sebanyak GBP 1.7juta,ura-ura mengatakan dia merupakan peminat besar Steven Gerrard.

David Amoo,19tahun.Side Midfield

Mengunakan rupa paras iras-iras Keris Brown dalam hal ehwal tackle makwe.

Hal ehwal dalam padang,banyak gunakan kelajuan dan dribble. Patutlah jadi Sprinter England yedak?

Martin Kelly,20tahun,Defander.

Ahhhh,lu tengok! Rupe pun dah bakal buat makwe-makwe terpikat!

Malas gua ulas lebih-lebih.

Amacam? Buat ape nak beli pemain-pemain muda kalau yang sedia ada pun dah solid yedak?

cikaritok la,kepalaatok la,mengarut-ngarut! Kalau bab piala skuad muda malas pulak nak sentuh,banyak sangat!

Akhir kata,

"rambut botak gua jugak no.1"